Things I've Found On The Ground At Work.

Damn, I was hoping I could score 'em off you.

I once found a blow up rubber doll.

Dibs on the machete.

I once found 4 bottles of Oxycodone on the floor next to the narcotic safe.

Don’t know how that happened but finders-keepers did not apply that day.

I work in a nursing home. I don’t even kneel on the floor let alone pick stuff off it. Nuhuh.