Things I've Found On The Ground At Work.

The title says it all, I find the most interesting and sometimes useful items just laying around.

So far I’ve found

3 dvd players

Several lamps

A machete

Round Black Asses Volumes 3 and 4

Nurses 2 disc set.(another porno)

Joseph: Warrior of God, or some such title, haven’t gotten around to watching this one yet.

An Ipod

A European budweiser poster

A framed Beatles poster

My Tv

A box full of bootleg dvds

Cocaine

Weed

and most recently I discovered brand spanking new, shiny unused brass knuckles. Still had the price tag on it too.

With the exception of the drugs I have kept everything I found.

So find anything good on the ground recently?

Where do you work? Are they hiring?

Damn man, one of these days you’re going to get your ass very thoroughly kicked for stealing someone else’s stash of stolen property.

“Just laying around” is awfully vague as to where exactly you’re finding these items. Just layin’ around behind that dumpster over there? :stuck_out_tongue:

A girl I know told me last night that she found a big bag of weed under the counter at the restaurant where she works. She didn’t take it- she’s newly sober, and besides, it was all shake. :smiley:

I used to pick up a little work setting up and tearing down for events at the Pacific Coliseum.

The technical term used by the PNE labour crew for this sort of serendipity is “Ground Score!”

I found grass & assorted paraphernia, LSD, mushrooms, and cash.

I also observed some cries of “Ground Score!” from less discerning labourers. An unfinished cup of a stranger’s beer is not (in my opinion) a score of any description. That’s just nasty.

Look at his name. Clearly he works in a church of some kind.

Based on the OP, I’d guess Methodist.

Ya. A church graveyard. People leave the best stuff at shrines to the departed.:wink:

I, for one, will be quite upset if I get to heaven and find out that the machetes and brass knuckles were left OUTSIDE the coffin.

A friend of a friend owns a small chain of grocery stores. One day my friend showed me a picture his friend had sent via cellphone. It was a picture of a bunch of bricks of heroin inside a pallet of cabbage. That’s what he found at HIS work that day!

Someone sent the wrong shit somewhere, and someone probably got killed that day :slight_smile:

Where can I buy some brass knuckles? Used to be available in pawn shops but I haven’t seen any in years.

Damn!

The only thing I have found at work was another co-workers photo ID badge. I could not locate her, she was in a meeting, so I attached it over mine and wore it around for hours.

Not one person noticed that I had turned from a 5’ 3" white lady into a 6’ foot tall black lady.

All I’ve found in several years is a few coins, a five-dollar bill once, and just recently a couple of tickets for the store’s promo game. One of those turned out to be worth TWO WHOLE DOLLARS!!!

<sigh> The OP’s place sounds a lot more interesting.

I don’t know where you are, but around here it’s even odds there will be someone selling them at a gun show.

Bringing brass knuckles to a gun show? Is that as bad as bringing a knife to a gunfight?

You can get them at flea markets and gun shows, or try searching for “brass knuckle novelty paper weight”. Thats how websites advertise them.

Oh and I work at condo/apartment complex in whats marketed as a up-scale neighborhood but is most definitely not. On the upside no one has been shot here for a while.

On one of my old sidejobs I found a grand total of 500 pounds of at least 0000 gauge bright copper wire cut into various sizes and scattered around. Other than that, everything I find on my job now is either melted into a barely recognizable pile and/or is evidence.

Hell, that’s just stuff I found on the ground. You should see what I’ve pulled out of apartments when people move out. I’m just waiting to find a gun one day.

Tell!

A few months ago, I was walking my dog, and I found a spring-hinged, uh, cigarette case. On the front, there’s a picture, and the words:
Dr Dre
The Chronic.

It was at the edge of the schoolyard, of an elementary school.

Geez, all I find are chads people are too lazy to pick up and throw out. Stoopid office job.