Things I've learned by watching biopics

Inspired by the multitude of “Things I’ve learned” threads, I thought that I’d start another. Things we’ve learned by watching movies based off of the life stories of real people.

  1. At some point, when you’re a child, your brother will either die in front of you (Ray), or as a result of something that you did or didn’t do (Walk the Line).

  2. Drugs will play a hige role in you becoming you Walk the Line, Ray).

  3. Your family is never quite who they say they are (Beyond the Sea).

  4. Never, ever make Ike Turner mad.

What else?

Crap! Can I get a mod to fix the coding, puh-leeze?

You can become much shorter, slimmer and loose your acne scars if Lou Diamond Philips plays you.

In the spirit of the OP: You will have prophetic visions of your death. “La Bamba”

Sir Rhosis