Quicky, run and bring me the scissors!
It is nice to be liked by your little friends, but it is more honorable to be feared by them.
Take your mad money to the movies so that you may pay the blood debt should you be forced to kill the usher.
If the Mogh child is stealing your lunch money, you must kill him. Right here, right now!
If you want a pet targ, you must kill it’s parents yourself.
You could put an eye out with that thing if you learn to use it right.
If you don’t eat your brussel sprouts, there will be no heart of your enemies for dessert!
Eat everything on your plate. There are human children starving to death without honor right now.
If you wet the bed again I will hang your sheets outside the window and you will die without honor.
Alright, since it is Kah’less’ birthday you may have a sip of prune juice.
Don’t say, “Please pass the salt”! [grimacing in disgust] It’s “Pass the salt!”!
Don’t pet the dog like that! Handle it roughly, or better yet, kick it when you get home from school!
I heard from your teacher that you and your friends were ganging up on the new kid again. Keep it up!
[Gad, this thread is fun! 
or, rather, :mad:]
Hairy palms. The mark of a true warrior!
And of course the one Klingon kids never listen to until it’s too late:
“Don’t scrunch up your forehead like that. It could freeze that way and then you’d look like that the rest of your life.”
LOL! Nemo wins!
Don’t put your Mother’s thigh cream on your forehead!
Because I’m your parent, and you cannot yet defeat me in open combat, that’s why!
Of course there’s a monster in your closet! Why do you think we got you a betleH for your birthday?
Clean your room or die!
“Today is a good day to die. Now go grab a peice of your grandfather so we can go!”
“This dishonors me more than it dishonors you!”
“John Boy Worf called you a human? Well, you call him a Romulan! And then make him die slowly without honor!”
well, the 2nd one was alright, I guess. to much saurian brandy…
“Be very good, and you can fight Santa for your gifts this Christmas.”
You young whippersnappers have it easy. When I was a boy, we had to fight and kill 3 Romulans on the way to school each day, uphill in a raging blizzard! And we liked it!
Your teacher called today. She said you’ve been quiet and well-behaved in class. We are very disappointed that you have dishonored your family!
Totally off topic, but how did such an aggressive unstable culture manage to make it to space? Feel free to start a new thread about it…
If you don’t pick at it, it won’t leave a scar.
Do not run with scissors! If you put your eye out now, you will not be able to lose it in glorious battle later!
Humans don’t value death the same way that we do.
Stop poking your sister with that Bat´leth, you’re holding it wrong
You call that a klingon opera
You throw like a human
Everytime you play with your “Pain stick” a warrior dies a honorless death
Pull my ridge
I don’t know if it is canon or not, but it is generally accepted that they killed the previous owners of the space craft.
“Welcome! We come to your planet in peace! We bring a cure for cance…(woof)”
Yes, Morg, there’s a snake in your soup. Keep quiet about it or all the other kids will want one.
[Geek]Oh yeah, in “The Enterprise Incident” they were trading technology with the Romulans.[/Geek]
Clean your plate, quickly. Or else it will get away.
Chew your food, don’t swallow it whole. It must be properly allowed to battle for its life.
If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you do it too? With honor?