Things no one said in 1975

We are talking 1975, after all, but as long as we are being pedantic, mons pubis.

I’m sure people said that in 1975, since girls didn’t have public hair then, either. They might only have said it in extremely squicky contexts, but they did say it.

And even for adult women, the number of them shaving their privates in 1975 surely wasn’t zero, I remember reading of such things in Penthouse Forum in the early eighties.

“That woman has a penis”, OTOH, would probably qualify for the thread.

My name is Diane and my wife’s name is Lisa.

Since the ice has already been broken on pedantry, The Rocky Horror Picture Show came out in ‘75.

“The leader of the free world lives in Europe”

And who should that be? Macron? Merz :joy:?

“Rick Wakeman will be back with Yes before you know it.”

Don’t rickroll me.

Come at me, bro.

I’ve just signed legislation outlawing Russia forever . . . The bombing begins in five minutes.

Tripler
Alright, alright, alriiiighhht.

Throw it in the public trashcan on the corner.

I need to recharge the batteries for my wireless mouse.

Little blue pill.

One more: I’ll have an IPA.

Or a venti nonfat no foam oat milk sugar free hazelnut iced latte.

“Nuclear-powered AI could make Rolls-Royce UK’s most valuable firm”

“You two go right ahead, I’ll just park it here in the cuck chair…”

(I mean, they DID that, they just didn’t call it that.)

“But check out her tattoos.”

The Rocky Horror Picture Show was released in 1975. And there was a joke in that movie where Frank asked Janet if she had any tattoos. In 1975, asking a woman if she had a tattoo was a punchline.

USSR President Brezhnev, Welcome to the USA. I will roll out the red carpet for you and heartily applaud as you descend from your aeroplane. Then I’ll give you a ride in “The Beast” so we can have a private chat about the dossier you have on me. Salute’

I think the marijuana craze is about to peter out.

I’m headed down to the mall, you want me to pick up up some pot gummies?

My son and I use an app to monitor each other’s porn use.