Things That Are Not Food Being Treated As Food

Anybody got firsthand experience with pica?

You’ve never had that bowl of heaven known as Chicago Mix Popcorn - caramel corn mixed with cheese-flavored popcorn?

And I never will!

So… nothing combining sugar and lemons? No lemon meringue pie?

Are you mad, sir?

Dammit! lemonade, my only weakness…

I’m wondering what it says about me that I thought of lemon meringue pie before I thought of frickin’ lemonade.

Lots of people claim to like nuts, which is odd because it’s basically eating wood.

I can see where you might make that assertion about celery or asparagus, but not nuts.

There’s a wonderful demonstration garden nearby that teaches you to build a delicious burrito using each of the components of plants: roots, stems, leaves, flowers/fruit, and bark.

Technically speaking, nuts are eggs.

Yeah, eggs made of wood.

I like nori but liken it to eating flavored paper – not a lot of nutrients.