Things that go bump in the night

In My Humble Opinion
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Bumpy, night-time things, mostly.

Or this:
http://www.atomicshrimp.com/st/content/bump_in_the_night

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I still haven’t found out what those bumps I heard were. But I’m over it now.

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  1. Cat
  2. Pipes.
  3. Dog sleep-twtiching
  4. Raccoons trying to break into green bin.
  5. Grim Reaper coming for me.
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We had an oak tree drop a branch on the back fence and the electricity lines at 3 AM, once. The woke me up pretty sharpish. BIIIIIG branch.

And I hear that Scylla had a run in with a nocturnal blimp. One of the best stories in our archives.

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Satan.

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Nope, that’d be MY next door neighbor. Whose entire family has apparently never seen a door they couldn’t help but SLAM.

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Me or one of my brothers getting up to pee. Usually me.

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The headboard.

29

Incipient chicken pox.

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Goblins, of course!

I should know.

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Kids, falling out of bed.

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Me, tripping over one of these. And probably busting my shin on something.

33

My son’s bottle of Axe bodywash, which is held up on a suction cup on the shower wall. It lets loose at any time of the day or night, but is most annoying at night.

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  1. Vampires
  2. Assorted demons
  3. Ghosts, spirits and poltergeist
  4. Mummies
  5. Zombies
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As Martin Luther would say, is that all?

36

My dog dropping toys on my head. Because apparently, 3:00am is prime play time.:smack:

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someone lurking angrily?

38

The Obamas’ fists, before they go to sleep.