… if not identical.
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[li]Rocky I and Rocky II[/li][li]The Flinstones and The Honeymooners[/li][li]NSYNC and O-Town and 98 degrees and ad nausem[/li][li]Mushrooms and live snails[/li][li]Creamora and saw-dust[/li][/ul]
MPSIMS and IMHO
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[li] Every Steven Segal movie ever made.[/li][li] Poison and Warrant[/li][/ul]
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[li]Omniscient and a wise-ass[/li][li]
and ;)[/li][/ul]
90% of the sitcoms on TV
Dr. Pepper and Mr. Pibb
Tom Green and the fuzzy, foul-smelling stuff I found in the back of my fridge
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[li]This thread and an anvil in a Road Runner cartoon[/li][/ul]
*jaguar cars (non-convertables) and **frankfurters **(not hotdogs, specifically, frankfurters)
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- Every Shirley Temple movie ever made
- Every Adam Sandler movie ever made
- Every Britney Spears/Christina Aguilera song ever written
- Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera
- Republicans and Democrats (YAY Libertarians!)
- Gangsta rap songs
- Country songs
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more as events warrent…
Eminem and people who misuse cellular phones
A masculine sex god all women are obliged to worship … and me. Very, very similar.
- Snoooopy and Speaker for the Dead
James Bond Films.
Jackie Collins books.
Tap water and bottled water.
Dinner suits and tuxedos.
My left hand, and my other left hand.
Coke and Pepsi
Jockey’s for men and women
ketchup and catsup
#3 pencils and #2 pencils
blue-green and green-blue
Best Foods and Hellman’s
My new boss and that lady from Weakest Link.
Which leads to…
My job options and a gas station toilet.
Al Pacino and Dustin Hoffman (I know, I know it’s a crime! I just always get them mixed up.)
Sound Garden and Pearl Jam
You definitely don’t live in Los Angeles, then.