Things That Most/All Dopers Agree On or Like

MST3K and Doctor Who.

I’m not certain about this, but I’ll throw it out there: George Carlin.
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“Classic” George Carlin, not the later “Cranky” George Carlin.

Theirs know weigh two hied pour righting.

Genesis.

Rio by Duran Duran

Grammar nitpickery.

The 1st Amendment to the United States Constitution is a good thing.
The Internet is more than a place to look for free porn.

Also,

Vaccines do not cause autism.
Most people benefit from an education.
People that talk during the movies should suffer.

Firefly
THe Game of Thrones

I’m pretty sure we can all agree Fred Phelps was a horrible human being and we would line up to spit (and other things) on his grave.

Ah yes, how could I have forgotten?

I would have used a semicolon there.

That running gags are fun, e.g. 1920s-style Death Ray, Hi Opal, penis ensues, etc…

No, he’s right. We all hate cats.

We are all horrified of blimps flying around our house in the night.

You put “Hi, Opal” in the wrong order.

I think we all agree that you shouldn’t do this. :rolleyes:

Things that have 100% or near-100% agreement on the Dope: Virtually none. Other than the Earth is round.

90% agreement: Vaccines, 9/11, etc.

80% agreement: Trump is bad. Manmade climate change is real. Evolution is right. Nice guys are evil. Pro-choice.

70% agreement: Pro-Hillary/pro-Democratic. Single-payer is good. Pro-SSM. Black Lives Matter. Oppose the border wall.

60% agreement: We need gun control. Religion is fake.

Etc. etc.

The world is round? :eek:
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I would guess the support for same sex marriage exceeds 90%. 9/11 wasn’t faked, must be over 98%