I purposely SLUURPP at the end of a beverage with ice, because my father always gave us The Look of Death if we did it as kids. Finally I am able to rebel (he lives 2000 miles away)!
And, I stay up too late to be able to get up well-rested in the morning.
I drank directly from a bottle of milk.
I did not brush my teeth after dinner.
I committed wholesale genocide on a peace-loving nation.
I removed the do-not-remove tag from my mattress.
My aunt likes to “tickle” her raisins. She’s almost 60. 
Our softball team did this for years after practices and games. For the most part, everyone was adults. The only things that was absolutely insisted upon by the coach (my mother) was that we didn’t disturb the other patrons and completely cleaned up after ourselves.
For me, I still will ride the shopping carts down declines. For the record, I’ll be 39 in March. 
When I was about 8 I was bored in the bathroom and saw my dad’s shaving cream sitting there. I proceeded to cover the majority of the floor and walls with the shaving cream. Why? The thought of seeing a bathroom covered in white foam struck me as hilarious for some reason. My dad failed to agree with me. The bathroom did smell nice after that though!
Please say this means a wasp nest or cockroach colony??