Things you did when you were old enough to know better

In My Humble Opinion
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[QUOTE=IGJoe]
Oh and norinew, I’m 27 and I still blow bubbles in my chocolate milk. It’s what chocolate milk is for!
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I purposely SLUURPP at the end of a beverage with ice, because my father always gave us The Look of Death if we did it as kids. Finally I am able to rebel (he lives 2000 miles away)!

And, I stay up too late to be able to get up well-rested in the morning.

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I drank directly from a bottle of milk.

I did not brush my teeth after dinner.

I committed wholesale genocide on a peace-loving nation.

I removed the do-not-remove tag from my mattress.

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[QUOTE=Marienee]
Yesterday I made my chicken leg dance around on my plate singing a little song.

My children, who are 6 and 4, firmly instructed me that I was old enough to know better than to play with my food.

Killjoys.
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[QUOTE=MLS]
Reminds me of the time I made a log cabin out of my asparagus spears, with mashed potatoes for mortar and a cruncy piece of broiled chicken skin for a roof. My daughters are both over 30 now, but they still give me :rolleyes: at the memory of that suppertime.
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My aunt likes to “tickle” her raisins. She’s almost 60. :stuck_out_tongue:

[QUOTE=MLS]
Oh, and then there was the time my youngest was gesturing with her fork and the green bean on the tines flew off to my side of the table, so I threw it back at her. Hilarity and small food fight ensued amongst the female members of the family, to the consternation of the father figure. He would not permit the tossing of meatballs, although it seemed like a good idea to me at the time.
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Our softball team did this for years after practices and games. For the most part, everyone was adults. The only things that was absolutely insisted upon by the coach (my mother) was that we didn’t disturb the other patrons and completely cleaned up after ourselves.

For me, I still will ride the shopping carts down declines. For the record, I’ll be 39 in March. :smiley:

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When I was about 8 I was bored in the bathroom and saw my dad’s shaving cream sitting there. I proceeded to cover the majority of the floor and walls with the shaving cream. Why? The thought of seeing a bathroom covered in white foam struck me as hilarious for some reason. My dad failed to agree with me. The bathroom did smell nice after that though!

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[QUOTE=Dr. PoopiePants]
I committed wholesale genocide on a peace-loving nation.
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Please say this means a wasp nest or cockroach colony??