Sing, dance, golf, play soccer. All fun, but I’m terrible at all of them.
Sing… When I was a kid I would lip sync in church to not get made fun of by my peers and to not get in trouble by the priest.
Yeah. Here too. First thing I do when I get a game is set the default to “Rookie” or “Beginner.” I have not the time nor the inclination to get good enough at it to get any better at it. In fact, in my 20-some year gaming career I can count the number of games I’ve “beat” on one hand (Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Mario 64, Baulder’s Gate: Dark Alliance, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City).
I love playing viola and many say I’m good, though I’m not nearly where I should be after 15 years. Love playing. Don’t really love practicing. 
WOW! Why’d you quit? That piece is a bearcat even for an experienced violinist.
Singing. Playing music in general. Drawing. Dancing.
I’d like to swap my skills in math and science for these, please.
Oh hell, I forgot my biggest one. Physics.
I love watching lectures by Brian Cox and String Theory stuff by Brian Greene. I find the subjects just fascinating. So much so I decided to go back to school a year ago.
I just dropped out. I did everything I could, but I’m just not cut out for it. It will have to stay a hobby because I’m not cut out for it being a career. 
Dancing. I don’t think I’m terrible at it, I’m musical and I have rhythm - just that my portfolio of moves could probably do with some expansion and diversification. Still though, great fun. 
Soccer. I used to play a couple of nights a week with a bunch of guy buddies, all of whom were much bigger than I was (and much better soccer players than I was). I was basically good for getting people to trip over me, which meant I played defense. Of course, then I shattered my leg bones, which are currently held together with a plate and a bunch of screws, so I can’t play anymore. But I really miss the cameraderie of those days.
By my name you can see that I love jazz guitar, especially Bossa Nova.
Maybe “suck” is too strong, but I’m no jazz master.
A real jazz musician has little need for sheet music and moves fluidly through the changes making beautiful improvisations using arcane scales and awesome chord substitutions to totally spice up an ordinary tune.
I’m anything but that.
Oh yes, I used to draw a lot, not very well.
*Now this tune is playing in my head…
“Capoeira me mandou dizer que já chegou
Chegou para lutar
Berimbau me confirmou vai ter briga de amor
Tristeza camará”*
(from the song named after the Berimbau, a key part of capoeira).
I used to think I was a decent video game player,especially first person shooters. Until I attempted to play HALO with my 11 year old nephew. Wow, did I get my ass handed to me. After about 1/3 of the way through I said do over since I was understanding how the game played now.
I lost even worse the second time. Turns out he was taking it easy on me the first time.
Chess.
I have even taken lessons, read books, and finally come to the conclusion that my level of competence is about that of an average person who takes up chess.
Oh yeah, I forgot a big one: poker. I love – love – to play poker (Texas Hold 'Em), but I really kind of suck.
I love swimming in the ocean; anywhere, really, but especially the ocean…it’s such a blast and a great workout battling the waves. I couldn’t be more comfortable in any body of water and I can tread water and keep myself afloat really well; however, I cannot swim a single legitimate stroke! I’ve had swimming lessons and had people try to teach me as I got older. When actually moving through the water, I do a sort of “frog” thing with my legs and “push” the water aside with my arms. I love being in the water, but I can’t “swim.”
Conversation. I like talking to people, but hate small talk. I am also completely clueless about starting conversations. My best friend since I was little is about the most charismatic person you can imagine, it blows me away.
Kids. I simply was never able to play with my daughter or my step kids in any meaningful way. I can’t pretend like kids are able to do. I like kids but dolls and roll playing just doesn’t work for me.
I’m sure that I have come across as a boring father to my daughter but she still loves me and stays in touch with me. Things could be worse. Grand kids are something that I don’t want to think about.
well to be fair to you, if you started playing keyboard and mouse on a pc and then tried halo you were destined to suck.
I love Fps games and I love shooting people in the face but I am no longer the guy that logs into a server and people on the other team just leave cause they down want me kicking their asses for the next couple hours…now I am straight up middle of the pack with the occasional ass kicking round and the some times not so ass kicking round
Kinda the same with Pool only worse, when I was young there was a table in my complex and I played just about every day. now I play a couple times a year at best. pretty frustrating knowing how to make the shot and just sucking to bad to actually do it but still fun.
Knitting. I’m getting better, but it takes me forever to get beyond the simplest steps in a pattern. I’m bound and determined to get my son’s sweater finished before Christmas, though.
Any kind of sexual activity, from kissing on.
Dancing. I am terrible at it. I am musical, play 4 instruments, including non-pedal harp, but putiing foot A together with note B is totally impossible for me.
There’s a reason KatiRoo and Klutz start with the same letter.
I know this is so worn out but 'how are you doing" hopefully you are female.
I have terribly little stamina for swimming, so much so that I failed my high school swim test the first time despite having grown up swimming in Hawaii. I trained myself up from just 3 full laps a session to 8 (as opposed to an athletic person’s 20? 30? 50? I couldn’t even imagine swimming nonstop for half an hour). But it feels grrrreat!