And things that are invented but that you hope you have access to before it’s too late…
[sub](For all I know the following have been invented)[/sub]
I hope they invent something, like a pill, that you put in your mouth which thoroughly cleans your teeth and mouth.
I hope I get access to the ‘apetite reducing pill’ before I get too fat (I am getting fatter at an alarming rate. This is what getting paid well does!)
I hope they invent/or I get access to the technology that will remove all the cholesterol [probably] clogged in my arteries.
Cars that get me where I want to go without me needing to pay attention or even be awake. Which avoid traffic jams and repel accidents automatically. And run on garbage and have as emissions only the smell of strawberry pancakes
A way to implant knowledge directly into the brain, thus rendering schools obsolete. (“I know Kung Fu!”)
A cheap, painless way to get rid of facial and body hair forever.
Shoelaces which don’t start loosening after a few weeks of daily use.
Cold fusion! (I remember the big hooraw in the spring of '89; I got really excited, believing a new age of prosperity and progress was upon us. Shows you what happens when you look forward to something; you always get disappointed.)
A machine that will fax and copy at the same time. So I don’t have put the documents through twice, once to fax and once to copy. I want to do it all in one step.
CHEWING GUM! Two birds with one stone! [sub]I am not a dentist and if I was I wouldn’t be your dentist and if I was I’d recommend not gum, but carrying a toothbrush and a mug of water with you to brush your teeth after meal.[/sub]
