If a pregnant girl says shes eating your fries just let them go, cause man… they’re gone.
LOL, do* any *women do that? I can’t imagine having my pants around my ankles, touching the floor of a restroom (bleh!) every time I need to pee.
I came in here to mention the balls inside the toilet bowl thread, but that’s taken. Can’t think of much else right now.
Depends on how you plan to amuse yourself, I suppose.
I think the assumption that females pee from their vagina is pretty easy to make. Even when you’re up close and personal with the area, the urethra isn’t obvious.
A lady friend of mine recently told me that when she’s shaved “down there” the pee tends to splatter more than when there’s hair. Either way the area needs wiped afterwards.
And the “good reason” is…
So they don’t clank together when you walk?
Probably because of baby bottles being the way they are, I used to think that female nipples only have one opening for the milk to come out. Evidently there are usually multiple openings. Something I didn’t know until I was an adult.
Well, it’s not as if they publicize it, or anything.
I assume that, since sperm production is optimal at slightly less than regular body temp, that having one a little further away makes them less likely to heat each other up, and result in a low sperm count.
I was taught that the asymmetrical ball thing was so that the testes wouldn’t bang against each other, like one of those chrome ball desk toy things from the '80s. The higher one sort of nestles itself against the scrotum above the lower one. It’s more… comfortable that way. Intelligent design, indeed.
How on earth would tampons work?
I’ve mentioned this before, but I knew a guy who got to high school before finding out women don’t pee their pants every month. Damn blue liquid.
I’ve always assumed (or perhaps vaguely remembered that) balls aren’t perfectly aligned to prevent bow-legged walking.
Friends taught me that men dress ‘left’ or ‘right,’ though the men I’ve queried since seem to let their members choose a side.
Yeah. It’s like a rainbird sprinkler. And if you find this surprising, imagine how I felt when I discovered it, upon nursing my infant for the first time. :eek:
I remember thinking that maybe tampons were far enough up in there that you could still pee from some sort of hole near the entrance.
Could be worse–I had to explain to my high-school boyfriend that girls didn’t have “7 or 8” orifices down there. :eek: (I had to explain pretty much everything to him, actually.)
This has been my reasoning as well, but you said it in a much funnier way.
I thought the same thing at one point. I was about 4 or 5 and didn’t want to grow up since grown ups must not have time to go to the bathroom.
Well, yes. They don’t really ask for suggestions. They go where they want to go. That’s why tailors have to ask.
I’m female and I used to think I was peeing out of my vagina, actually. I mean, I never really LOOKED…and yeah, I’m stupid.
Could be worse. I knew a girl whose boyfriend thought girls peed out of their butts. And then the girlfriend “corrected” him by saying that girls peed out of their clitorises. :smack:
Well, yes, sort of. The urethra’s exit, in women, is usually sort of just inside the entrance of the vagina, under the clit. But it is its own hole. And you would be amazed at the number of women who think they pee right out of their vaginas. Okay, so I was amazed - I figured they would have been taught basic anatomy at some point. Sex ed? What are they teaching girls in there?
Here I was, thinking that I knew all there was to know about women.
Um, blue liquid?
Oops. I meant more that they could not actually tell me if they dressed left or right – they hadn’t thought about it, or perhaps weren’t consistent (and not dapper enough to have tailors).
My SO and I have filled each other in on quite a few fun, sex/gender-related facts… dang, I wish I could remember some. He tells me about embarrassing teenage boners… I fill him in on the cervix and its influence on preferable sex positions… It’s kind of great.