I want that outdoor picnic for 50 in the beautiful Tuscan countryside!
C’mon, I can’t believe that was ever a real thing. Who would want someone seeing/using their toiletries, or worse, their pills? And there’s no good reason for it; even if the wall’s only inches thick, you can offset the medicine cabinets from each other.
Oh, wait, or… are you saying there was a commercial Way Back In The Day that invented that “feature” (and the creepy pillow guy is riffing on that)?
“Hi, guy!”
I’m old enough to remember that the last line was going to be “MONA!” before I clicked on the link.
Fast food (usually burgers) that show attractive, fit and healthy looking people about to bite into a massive-looking greasy, salty, calorie-laden fat bomb. Yeah, right, like that awesome looking model would ever eat that food. Now, I know they select people with small hands to make the product look bigger and all, but c’mon - no one who looks like that eats like that.
I think there was a follow-up commercial where the guy brought Mona with him to prove he wasn’t imagining things.
People having a minor auto accident, stepping out of the car, and grinning their heads off at each other .
Cars driving around town with blank, gray license plates.
Deliberately generic looking cars with no visible emblems. Seems to be particularly common in insurance ads. I’m guessing they don’t want to appear to be endorsing any particular car brand or something like that.
Giant hamsters dancing, singing and driving cars.
(The Kia Soul is a good car but I’m not impressed by its hamster commercials)
Of course they choose attractive fit healthy lookers eating fat bombs. 1) they film with a spit bucket to use in between takes, and 2) sure they eat that food! (Gwyneth Paltrow, our inspiration for everything healthy and zen and expensive, has been spotted at fast food drive-thrus, and smoking.) They eat and run and vomit it up right after. Tastes as good coming up as it does going down.
THIS! A couple of years ago JpnGal and I went to the NYC Midtown location. We ordered nachos and it had patethic generic chips with microwaved cheese and terrible toppings. Their menu options is way overpriced for the quality, similar to Hard Rock Cafe.
“Ask your Doctor if you can need Triopinin.”
Yes. Person opens medicine cabinet to get toothbrush or whatever, finds himself face to face with another guy already doing the same thing. One guy tells the other about Brand X.
Right Guard, I think it was.
I cannot recall an instance where I sought or received car-insurance advice from a lizard.
I always hear that “rebuttal” but I don’t really believe it, because the examples they use of “products that were originally made for disabled people” like Snuggie’s are outright lies, and the fact a lot of those products are just outright cheaply made garbage even if it they were meant for disabled people so it’s not like the manufacturers are doing it out of the kindness of their hearts.
So, is “if only Trump had become a fast food spokesman…” going to be the next “if only Hitler had become an artist…”?
What about a gecko? I think that’s one of the best ad campaigns ever.
Mom told me about living in an apartment in LA shortly after WWII that had a refrigerator built into the wall. Like all refrigerators of the time it had a tiny freezer box, just about enough for a couple ice trays. One day she wanted some ice for a drink, opened the box, and watched astonished as the tray disappeared in the hands of the guy in the apartment next door.