Things you see in TV commercials that never happen in the real world

You would know about this—how?

The what? :confused:

I was confused by the word chi-chier and the concept of a she-shed (didn’t look big enough for anything she-related other than reading a book). Once I figured it out, it was clear the guy had burned it down.

And the orange juice is always served from a fancy glass pitcher, not poured directly from the carton like at my house.

I don’t know either. I get she-shed, but the “chier” part I don’t get.

I don’t know either. I get she-shed, but the “chier” part I don’t get.

The 2 squirrels in the middle of the road laughing/high fiving about the wreck they caused.
Oh, wait. They do that here. The deer wait to hear your car coming to jump up on the road, too.

Ah, thanks.

What assholes those squirrels are. The driver has the decency to try to avoid hitting them when a lot of drivers would run them over without a thought.

I’ll double down on this.

  1. The husband that buys TWO vehicles: a giant pickup for him, an SUV for her.

  2. The wife lays dibs on the pickup.
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And the wife referring to the 50 something grossly obese retired sports star as a “hunk” right in front of her husband.
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I remember when I was little and my dad was driving on a narrow road flanked by tall trees when a squirrel ran onto the road right in front of us and proceeded to stand there until I heard the inevitable bump against the tires. Shocked I looked at my dad and he said calmly “It was either him or us.” I think he made the right call.

A pack of five cars of the same make being driven in a V-formation down the interstate.

Men having a wet shave where the razor just glides effortlessly across what is probably five days growth.

Pretty lady in striking dress in a nightclub in the crowd - yet she has maybe ten feet clear all around her while everyone else is dressed in dark clothing and crushed together.

People being able to discuss stuff at normal voice levels in nightclubs.

People betting and smiling all the time, or playing bingo in their homes online with crowds of neighbours all kicking balloons and tinsel up in the air.

People who know what the ingredients are of any medicine the first time they hear about it, and whether or not they are allergic to them.

Regards,
Shodan

I’ve noticed lately that drugs are telling you not to take them if you’re allergic to… the drug.

Seriously, they’re saying *“Do not take Prednocyclaterra if you are allergic to Prednocyclaterra.”
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Grandparents buying a birdhouse you can stick on the window, which actually attracts birds, and their grand-children are *fascinated * with this. And ecstatic. For days.

Without the Dope I would never have seen this. Not sure if ever seeing that is better or worse, but there it is. Ignorance fought.

Women washing soap off their faces like to cup a bunch of water in their hands, then pop up from the bathroom sink and throw the water directly into their smiling faces.