Think your child is gay. James Dobson can help.

Dobson is also one of the richest (in terms of his organization) and most powerful political forces among Fundamentalists in the nation. I’ve known many people who only know him from his folksy sermonettes during morning talk-shows discussing family values (the type nobody can argue with) and good parenting and caring about others and the like and thus they really like him, having no idea how vitriolic is hatred of gays and promotion of “reparative” concentration camps and the like are.

He also put a fair amount of money towards the anti-same-sex-marriage forces in Canada.

Oh well… les chiens aboient, le caravane passe.

For those who don’t speak French, Matt just said “If a Chinaman pulls up behind you in a Caravan, let him pass”.

For the less linguisticly sophisticated: “The Chinese have no sense for ambience, and caravans are no longer in style.”

“…also, Dude, ‘chinaman’ is not the perferred nomenclature…”

Sorry…

“Chinaman American”

Hey, if we can say Dutchman, Irishman, or Scotsman, then we can say Chinaman.

Though he doesn’t look much like Bob Tilton in this video - his message usually causes quite a similar stink

Funny. I read it as “The Chinese are *boyant * but their Caravans are out of style.”

cough not just any idiot. And much worse than Falwell IMHO. Dobson is the most powerful evangelical in the country right now. Here’s from Harper’s on him

and a nice Slate article

It’s good to educate yourself about the religious right. Some very scary and very powerful people who are very likely to make a serious dent in your freedom.

Well, you would be able to say Chinaman if you could say Hollandman, Irelandman, or Scotlandman. [/picky]

So if a Chinaman, an Irelandman, a Scotlandman and a Hollandman all go into a bar, and the Chinaman feels that he’s different from the others, does that mean he’s gay or is it only if he’s a boy? What if they roughhouse and he doesn’t like it?

Can I “roughhouse” with all of them and get back to you?

I knew Dobson was a wacko, but reparative camps? :eek:

Ok Miller…was that a Big Lebowski reference you were sneaking in?
Am I the only one who got it?

I find it really interesting that Dobson et al still continually mix up:
homosexuality with gender dysphoria
gender roles with sexual preferences
homosexuality with paedophilia
same sex marriage with the fall of civilisation as we know it
Plus, all that “masculinity is an achievment” crap and “men must be men” bullshit is also sort of anti-woman…after all if there was nothing wrong with being a girl, you wouldn’t have a problem accepting your son acting like one.

Matt said “the dogs have barked, the caravan has passed on” which roughly translates as “tough luck Dobson, that ship has sailed”.

Close. It’s present tense. “Oh well… the dogs bark, the caravan rolls by.” But you got the idea right.

Dan Savage is guest-hosting Andrew Sullivan’s blog this week, and he’s had some great posts ripping into this issue, particularly the idea that showering with Dad will help a boy turn out straight.

A bit hyperbolic, perhaps, but he supports such facilities as those of Love in Action, the reparative group home that was recently in the news due to the blog entries of one of its confinees. (They treat teenagers with same-sex-attraction at the same facility where- LITERALLY- adults receive treatment [if you can call it that] for bestiality and pedophilia related fantasies.)

Sorry, every time I hear about these camps designed to reeducate gay kids, I do not think of Chinese-style reeducation camps. I think of Band-Camp style lights-out parties.

If we would get it on pay-per-view we would be millionaires.

Actually (don’t remember how I know this, because I certainly never watch porn or anything- though sometimes I’ll be trying to log on to google News to find the latest about Uzbekistan and somehow I wind up on porn sites that even log me in- dumb computer) but there is a porn movie with that theme.

Unfortunately the kids in these “retreats” are kept in little cell like rooms that are strictly monitored. They have to share their sexual fantasies and experiences in group sessions (one I know had to discuss them in detail in front of his parents and his grandmother) and then aren’t allowed to get ‘release’ as their non-private beds are monitored by 24 hour staff. They’re truly sick.