Third world men with huge elephantized testicles. Why don't they rip right off?

I’m thinking more along the lines of The Breakfast Club.

When testes grow like that the process happens relatively slowly, allowing scrotal skin/connective tissue to toughen/fibrose. It may help to think about a 500 pound obese human and compare him/her to a 80 pound anorectic humnan. If the anorectic were suddenly to have the 500 pounder’s abdominal contents, her belly would split, showering passersby.

:wink:

Just like a 500 pound obese middle-aged man eating a wafer thin mint. now I have to watch that movie tonight. blech…