Yeah, I saw it the other day in the store, too. I thought about it for a few moments, and decided that it must consist of “Lie about your weight, and hope that there’s no experts around to notice”.
Seriously, though, this dude seems to somehow think that 1::2::3 is the Golden Ratio? I mean, I could see if it was .61803 :: 1.61803 :: 2.61803, or or something (that’s 1/phi :: phi :: phi[sup]2[/sup]), but 1 2 3? Is that maybe just the most advanced mathematics he could think of, so he figured that must be it?
does not convulse, but boggles, contorts, and spasms for good measure
Let’s see, we’ve got the book, the movie, the debunking books, the prime-time specials, the parody, the response from an angry albino, the cereal, the diet book, the multiple pittings… Has the craze run its course?
Of course not! We haven’t had the musical! Hurry down to your community theater for the next showing of The da Vinci Cantina, starring Barry Manilow and Liza Minelli!
If I ate something like that when I was hung over, it wouldn’t stay down for long…
And, by the way, “When come back, bring phi” was the best line in this thread so far, although Green Bean came really close. “Phalluses or chalices,” indeed.
This trend will really be over when Franklin Mint starts making collectible plates.
Ten Commandments didn’t have a tie in, but really missed the chance with the 40 year diet plan.
The Last Temptation of Christ didn’t have a diet plan. Sex toys, maybe, but no diet plan.
The Passion of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre Christ didn’t have a diet tie in. Unless scourging is a new Cleansing diet.
When was the last time a fictional book had such a huge marketing campaign?
Besides Harry Potter and his quest to turn all of the God Fearing Children into Spell summonsing satanists? Don’tcha want to be the Anti-christ too?
Would this book sell so well if Bill I didn’t not have sex with that woman Clinton were in office? I.think.not.
The new Rolling Stone is out, with mad pix of Mick Jagger, Liv Tyler, and Christina Aguilerra wearing Opus Dei® spiky thigh belts!
Code scholars, going through Leonardo’s engineering drawings, find two pages stuck together. The stuck page reveals that Leonardo Da Vinci invented the Stairmaster.
I wanted to rebel and provulse, but I guess that isn’t a word. I’m oldschool, so I’ll (shake, rattle, roll, and shimmy-shimmy-coco-bop.):eek:
Enough to change a light-bulb?
But, about the Davinci Code: Convulsions? You want convulsions? Wait til you see the hype Next summer; you’ll Get convulsions…
Davinci Code II: I Know What You Did Last Supper…!
Jennifer Love Hewett will fight off Papist Monks with a hitherto unknown fighting style: Bap-kata. But, will she find the clues? Will she see the signs? Will her bangs stay out of her eyes? Jesus only knows…(and He Won’t Tell Ya…!)
The local guy who has created many fish-themed t-shirts such as “Spawn 'Til You Die”, and “If You Must Smoke, Smoke Salmon”, has now come out with a new one picturing Mona Lisa cradling a bouquet of fish. The title? Why, “The Da Vinci Cod”, of course.
