This forum is alive? If yes, please remove this topic and my account.

I’ve removed the links in this person’s profile. I don’t know if all the mods do that when banning a spammer, but I do. Those spammers do usually get around to posting later - they just don’t do it immediately.

Well, the SDMB is known for its firm moderation, and they’re hard on spammers when they’re found.

Well I didn’t mean to raise suspicion.

Might be why I can’t seem to pull myself away from the SDMB for up to 4 hours. And in cases where I’ve been posting for extended periods, I experience pain and/or a damaged penis.

I heard a rumor that to avoid injury, the mods take posture classes before they’re given reign over the boards. Whenever they’re on the SDMB, they sit erect.

The forum is alive, with the clikety-clack of typing.

clackety click!

Compromise. Getting only half of what you want. Now they can’t respond to the thread that stayed.

This explains all the threads about the Large Hadron Collider!

Certainly. How many times has penis ensued on these boards?

I almost wish I wasn’t a member, so I could see what kind of ads I’d be getting.

You could just log out and return to this thread. Me? I’m scared of the recursiveness.

In fifty years time we will discuss this for twenty minutes once.
Well someone will. I will be riding Haley’s Comet.

“titynintebted” is an anagram of “Be Tidy Tent Tin”

I therefore predict an influx of spam promoting metal-work sanitation equipment for campers and outdoors folk.