Johnny Cash really did shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die, and wrote the song Folsom Prison Blues to cover up, believing that the best place to hide something is in plain sight; after the song became a hit, he’s said to have ‘just kinda run with the whole country-music thing.’
Also, Ring of Fire is really about the aftermath of a particularly hot chilli.
Canadian politics is actually stage-managed by the CIA to distract Canadians from what’s really going on. Meanwhile, the fresh-water levels in the Great Lakes continue to drop, for no known reason.
The late Howard Hughes and the Ayatollah Khomeini were one and the same.
I mean, just look at pictures of them. The same fanatical piercing eyes, the same perpetual pissed-off look. Both were cerifiably batshit crazy.
Oddly enough, both were seen together in the same room at the same time. It was at The Salt Palace in Salt Lake City for a Jazz game. No; I can’t explain that one.
Laura Bush killed Michael Douglas.
Mirrors!
Despite being President, Barak Obama will continue to play basketball in the NBA under the name Quinton Ross. He chose the name “Quinton Ross” because Obama sounded “too Muslim” for the NBA.
Babe Ruth never existed. He was created by an ad agency to sell candy bars.
Amelia Earhart was caught in a time warp and will be landing in Cleveland next Thursday.
Old movies were not shot in black and white; the film has not changed. However, color didn’t exist before the late 1930s, and didn’t reach all areas until after World War II.
Chuck Norris is clinically insane, and believes every single Chuck Norris Fact ever published is true.
Keifer Sutherland has it written into his 24 contract that he gets to actually torture at least one person on camera every season.
George W. Bush actually won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his discoveries related to quantum micro-bubble diemensions, but the prize was covered up because Karl Rove thought the electorate would think Bush was “some kind of propellerhead”.
with her bare hands.