This is illegal, isn't it?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Hey, I was havin’ trouble getting to sleep. Cure? Hormel nuke bacon and Ruffles Ranch Dip. So,…so Dagwood.

I’m going to bed now…

::sleepy smile::

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Nope, not illegal but your ass is now a poison gas dispenser.

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It’s a gray area. On the one hand it’s not technically illegal, but on the other hand, Judge Dredd might not approve, and he is the law.

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[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Mockingbird *
**Nope, not illegal but your ass is now a poison gas dispenser.
:eek: :smiley:

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When you wake up because of the noxious fumes emanating from your bed, you’ll know why:D

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What’s Hormel nuke bacon? Is it actual bacon or is it like a bacon flavoured potato chip?

Educate me!

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Actual bacon, either a pre-cooked that you warm up, or a method of cooking in the microwave that can be hazardous to your health and fire insurance.