Google news is all atwitter with Moron Media - um I mean Mainstream Media - reports on newly published study claiming that firstborn children have higher IQs than their later-born siblings.
I should pit this because I think IQ is bullshit - at best it’s an extremely coarse filter to identify children who need academic help in grade school. At worst, well read Stephen Jay Gould’s The Mismeasure of Man.
But I’m pitting this because the grand conclusion of the study is that the IQ difference between oldest and youngest children is … drum roll please …
2.3 points.
What the fuck?!?!
I spent ten seconds looking up IQ on Wikipedia, and it confirmed what I knew from my one psych course twenty seven years ago. IQ test raw scores are normalized to a mean of 100 points and a Standard Deviation of 15 points.
So anyone who is educated enough to know that “Standard Deviation” refers to statistics and not oral sex should immediately understand that 2.3 IQ points difference with an SD of 15 points is not significant, not worth talking about, not worth the ink it’s printed with, not worth the paper it’s printed on, not worth your time, and certainly not worth the electrons I’m expending now.
2.3 points! I could have a bigger difference between two tests taken on successive days.
It’s bad enough the Moron Media repeated this story. Every election cycle when the MM reports that candidate A has a “firm” lead of 2 points in an opinion poll with a 4 point margin of error, I give up anew on their understanding of, and their ability to explain, statistics. It makes the baby Carl Friedrich Gauss cry. The Mainstream Media is dumb. I know this. It still pisses me off.
But then I saw the study was published in Science magazine.
This is Science? This got past a peer review at the American Association for the Advancement of Science?? You have got to be fucking kidding me! I’m not saying psychology isn’t, or can’t be scientific. I am saying that researchers who claim that a 2.3 point IQ difference shows anything are kidding themselves, and wasting everyone’s time. At best the study can claim there is NO significant difference in IQ due to birth order. At fucking BEST.
Instead, between the exaggerated claims of the researchers and Moron Media’s endless parroting, millions of younger sibs are going to feel a bit stupider tonight. They aren’t. This “study” that supposedly shows they are dumber than their elder sibs shows exactly the opposite - they are every bit as smart, well within the ability of the tests to measure.
Dopers, if even Science magazine is not immune to this, fighting ignorance is going to take a LOT longer than we thought. Or feared.