This. Is. SPARTAAA!!

Specifically - East Sparta.

Sorry, I clicked ‘random article’ on wiki and this was the first thing that came up. I couldn’t resist.

No, no, THIS is Sparta.

Nein! Ziss is KAOS! Ve don’t randomly click here!

Thanks for the quick laugh Lobsang

(funny, whenever I surf the random button on Wikipedia, every third hit is some viovodiship in Poland)

Don’t forget Sparta, Wisconsin, who’s high school sports teams took the obvious name choice, but don’t force them to steal food from the helots.

BTW, Sparta is near Fort McCoy: the most boring duty station in the US Army.

Go tell it to the Spartans.

No…this is spartan.

IRT soldiers with nothing to fill their off-duty hours, current policy is still “don’t ask/don’t tell it to the Spartans”

Let’s not forget that Sparta, THIS Sparta, us the home of the Deke Slayton Memorial Space and Bike Museum.

So true, and the self-improving serviceman may also travel a short 90 miles to the Versailles of kitsch: The House On The Rock in Spring Green; or, a short 30 miles to Richland Center, home of Svetlana Alliluyeva, Stalin’s daughter.

Wisconsin: boring or weird, but nothing in between.

Caution: This is Sparta.

Often both!

Wisconsin Death Trip

They had it on instant gratification Netflix last year :eek::confused::eek::dubious::smiley:

I’ve driven through Black River Falls numerous times and I never knew it had such a dark history.

That’s the Marines. You mean Go Tell the Spartans.

One of my fave films EVAH!

Most of my dad’s side of the family is from Sparta, TN.

This is madness.

No, this is Madness.

And if this is madness, then I’m the one filled with gladness.

I don’t believe I’ve ever seen any of my E. Sparta neighbors in armor. The most impressive headgear belongs to the turkeys or deer that wander through my back yard.