This is the Best Thread Ever!!

[gigi]

@garygnu

I like the sound of “farcical declarative statement.”
Perhaps that can be the in-joke.
(on a treadmill)

I don’t think it’ll take off.

[anyrose]

@Kythereia

Are we in the Marianas Trench yet?

(I can’t believe you all missed this)

We were. Once. In the mid 1960s. For twenty minutes.
And, excuse me, but NOW this is the best thread ever, because I finally found it and posted in it.

[Pixisis]

@QuickSilver

Now look. This is all really quite silly.

Listen, strange posters making unsupported claims is no basis for a system of determining ‘the best thread ever’. Supreme executive power to select ‘the best thread ever’ derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical declarative statement.

Help ! Help ! I’m being repressed !
you saw it didn’t you ? you saw ‘im repressin’ me !
.

[garygnu]

I didn’t know the SDMB was an anarcho-syndicalist commune.

[Ins_Outs_What-have-yous]

Originally posted by garygnu
I didn’t know the SDMB was an anarcho-syndicalist commune.

this post has been Graped

[934spe]

I am soooo glad someone finally mentioned boobies… You can’t have a great thread without some boobs…

[Cluricaun]

@garygnu

I didn’t know the SDMB was an anarcho-syndicalist commune.

We’re not. We’re an anarcho-*syndicated * commune. We appear in many different newspapers around the world.

[Encinitas]

This thread can be greatly improved by the simple addition of some badgers.

Oh, and some mushrooms.

We’ve already got the snake. Oh, a snake!

[garygnu]

@Cluricaun

We’re not. We’re an anarcho-*syndicated * commune. We appear in many different newspapers around the world.

Oh, I see.

And…

Badgers?! We don’t need no stinking badgers!

[Winston_Smith]

@Encinitas

This thread can be greatly improved by the simple addition of some badgers.

Oh, and some mushrooms.

We’ve already got the snake. Oh, a snake!

Mmmm. Everthing is better with shrooms. Good thinkin’ and pass some over this way, man.

Wow. Snakes. Freaky.

Dude…

[sneezy5660]

@Small Clanger

shoehorn butterhorse
Man.

Hey! Who forgot to invite Mackdonna ?

[Cluricaun]

Sigh…we’ll never be complete without a post from **Sampiro ** though.

[racer72]

bump…

[Unintentionally_Blank]

(I’m padding my postcount)

[Lionne]

This post is just a test…please ignore.

[SnakesCatLady]

Where is * Sampiro? Who drank all the margaritas? Why are all the cats sitting in a circle staring at…ooooooooh…shiny…

[What_Exit]

Shouldn’t the best thread ever have a flame-war between Trekkies and Star Wars geeks. Or Trekkies and Trekkers or Buffy fans and Babylon 5 fans or maybe the great epic “Geek Wars” written to the size of the Iliad and the Odyssey together with a stray blimp thrown in.

Another cat picture wouldn’t hurt.
I found the Tuber refered to earlier.

By the way Winston, you never left any additional orders Boss. Went off to England and gave up on taking over the world?

Jim {what was this thread about again?}

[Malacandra]

@garygnu

I like the sound of “farcical declarative statement.”
Perhaps that can be the in-joke.
(on a treadmill)

Or a band name!

[gabriela]

I’m waiting for iampunha to run through naked.

Y’all rejoice in this thread and its supreme excellence as much as you want. I’ll be over here, sulking in a corner. WHERE’S THE DEAD BODIES DAMMIT PEOPLE!

How you think you can have a “best thread ever” without dead bodies just baffles me.

[Monkey_Chews]

::Pulls up a lawn chair to watch the Best Thread Ever::

You know, the Nazis thought their threads were the Best Thread Ever too.