This is what happens when you give Adults a child's coloring book.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Chive posted several of the funniest and naughtiest. I don’t think these were quite the responses the children’s book publishers anticipated. :smiley:

my two favorites are the Little Mermaid and the flying, pooping dragon.

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Thank you, these are pretty hilarious!

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#22, the girl wading in the lake with the puppy on the shore, was the one that cracked me up.

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tons of hilariousness on there

thanks…I’m on the phone trying not to break up laughing!

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Street Walker Elmo? was my favorite…

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Pole Dancer Thor was my favorite.

Can anyone figure out what’s going on with the Peter Pan/Tinkerbell one?

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If you look closely, you’ll see that Tink has been shooting up. There are syringes laying around on the mushroom.

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Dora the Explorer evading border patrol got me.

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Thank you very much. That f-ing just triggered our content warning. I guess I can expect a visit from my boss.

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Sounds like the “job you hate” problem might be solving itself…

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Billfish78:

I think that was Grover, actually.

I like the snowboarder boots one best.

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I hope not, being able to bitch about it is one of the things I love.

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And she has her arm tied off. Props for what looks like a prison teardrop tattoo on Peter Pan. :smiley:

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I don’t quite understand the severed head on the turtle. Any particular meaning or is it just supposed to be cool looking?

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:confused: The Chive is pretty mainstream just like Cracked dot com . I’m surprised any company would red flag content from either.

Block them? Maybe, if they are concerned employees are killing too much company time on the web.

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That’s the one that already has unfortunate implications in the original. I was surprised they didn’t go further that way.

She appears to be flashing the dog.

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The girl on the washing machine is kind of subtle but I get the meaning of whats going on. :wink:

Thanks BigT! I didn’t see that show and didn’t know the reference. The drawing makes sense now.

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So funny. I like 12 the best.

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To tell the truth, neither had I. I just had this vague memory of hearing “tortuga” connected with “decapitated head” (probably in a discussion about the show.) I actually expected it to be some sort of mythical beast.

Also, now that I can say it without triple posting: I think the “bear hug” one is cheating! You can’t remove one of Mickey’s feet using just colored pencils and a black marker. And colored pencils don’t work well on white out. They had to use a computer or some photocopier trick.

(Note, exclamation marks like that mean a playful tone.)