Fox News website headline today:
Biden alcohol czar says US may follow Canada, limit beers to two a week: ‘what a joke’
The panicked beer drinkers who clicked on the story found out that it’s about a proposed health recommendation that people in the U.S. only have two drinks per week.
No worries, you’d still be able to load up on six-packs of beer at the 7-11 for that long, dry trip home.