This Just In...Fox News Channel is bunch of lying fucks

[running_coach]

@silenus

@enipla

They’re trying to show that Hunter is a loser that need’s dads help.

As opposed to Don Jr. and Eric, who have made such a success of themselves on their own. /s

Yeah, I know. One shouldn’t expect consistency from people who have tapioca instead of brains. -

Tapioca has a consistency.

[k9bfriender]

@enipla

They’re trying to show that Hunter is a loser that need’s dads help. The fact that it shows that Joe has empathy and cares for his family is a bridge to far for them.

I think they are also trying to show that Biden will give that help, and will use the power of his office in order to enrich his family.

[enipla]

@k9bfriender

I think they are also trying to show that Biden will give that help, and will use the power of his office in order to enrich his family.

Not like Trump would EVER do anything like that…

Neither give help, or abuse power, oh gosh no.

[Morgyn]

@silenus

Yeah, I know. One shouldn’t expect consistency from people who have tapioca instead of brains.

I think you’re flattering them outrageously to imply that their brains are that cohesive.

[Buck_Godot]

A few possible attacks.

• Demented Bdien admits he doesn’t even know how to help his family, why does he think he knows how to help the country.

• What “help” was Biden offering Hunter? Was he getting him drugs? Buying off law enforcement, securing a job at Burisma?

• Hunter is a drug adicted looser and its all his fathers fault.

• Hunter Biden! Hunter Biden! Hunter Biden! Hunter Biden! Hunter Biden! Hunter Biden! Hunter Biden! Hunter Biden! Hunter Biden! Hunter Biden! Hunter Biden! Hunter Biden! Everyone’s talking about Hunter Biden so there must be something to the allegations.

[Shoeless]

I don’t understand how voicemails like this get out in the public anyway. Biden left a message on his son’s (I assume mobile number) private voicemail. Was someone able to hack the account and hear the message? Was it publicly released by the Bidens? How do completely unrelated parties get access to this stuff?

[Folacin]

A copy was on Hunter’s laptop?

[Shoeless]

I didn’t think about that but yeah, makes sense… everybody’s had their fingers in that thing.

[Atamasama]

YES! This is the smoking gun that the right has been warning us about all this time!

[smithsb]

The date I read is 2018. What office did Joe Biden hold that year to aid his son?

[Sherrerd]

@smithsb

The date I read is 2018. What office did Joe Biden hold that year to aid his son? -

There you go again, attempting to apply logical thought to this!

[peccavi]

Homer Simpson:
“Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true.”

[Love_Rhombus]

@Buck_Godot

What “help” was Biden offering Hunter? Was he getting him drugs? Buying off law enforcement, securing a job at Burisma?

Buying him a naked waterslide with hookers?

[Jackmannii]

Followup on the impending crisis involving druggies handing out rainbow-colored fentanyl pills to unsuspecting trick-or-treaters: the specter of a new super-potent synthetic sugar, fentanose:

“As Halloween looms ominously around the corner, politicians and pediatric safety experts are raising concerns that fentanose dealers might take advantage of the holiday to give out free samples. The Commission on Safety for Kids (CSK), a Republican effort to ensure that children aren’t exposed to anything dangerous until after the midterms, is asking for parents to be wary of any loose candy or baked goods handed out in homemade bags.”

[RitterSport]

@Jackmannii

…Republican effort to ensure that children aren’t exposed to anything dangerous until after the midterms…

Zing!!

[MindsEye_Watering]

@Jackmannii

children aren’t exposed to anything dangerous until after the midterms

So it’s okay after the midterms?

Good to know!

[dougrb]

Fox News makes stuff up because its cheaper than doing journalism.

Fox News intentionally produces 'viscerally-agitating' content because it's...

[Sherrerd]

@Jackmannii

Followup on the impending crisis involving druggies handing out rainbow-colored fentanyl pills to unsuspecting trick-or-treaters: the specter of a new super-potent synthetic sugar , fentanose:

“As Halloween looms ominously around the corner, politicians and pediatric safety experts are raising concerns that fentanose dealers might take advantage of the holiday to give out free samples. …

This is so idiotic. Some huge percentage of kids who trick-or-treat are under ten; how many such kids could finance a drug habit?

A “free sample” isn’t going to pay off for dealers if the recipient a) doesn’t know who they are to come to for more, and b) has no way of paying for the product.

And if we’re worried about teenagers instead of little kids: can’t teens see the difference between a Skittle and a tablet of Dangerous Drug X…??? Are they that helpless?

[Love_Rhombus]

@Sherrerd

can’t teens see the difference between a Skittle and a tablet of Dangerous Drug X

Those creatures of poor impulse control whose brains are not fully developed, you mean?

[Sherrerd]

@Love_Rhombus

Those creatures of poor impulse control whose brains are not fully developed, you mean? -

If this is the case should they be permitted to trick-or-treat at all?

I mean, think of the impulses that inevitably must assail them as they move through a neighborhood…