This Just In...Fox News Channel is bunch of lying fucks

So what do we think - will he launch his own channel a la Glenn Beck, or will he join OANN or NewsMax? Or take over InfoWars from Alex Jones?

Run for President. :grin:

Funnily enough, I did consider adding that to the list.

What I’m wondering is…

Will Carlson use his fanbase and public history to get in on Trump’s campaign team?

Or, with Carlson’s hatred of Trump, and the revelations of his hatred for Trump, is that no longer an option?

And now, this:

I smell sitcom!

Reboot of the Odd Couple? Tucker would have to be the uptight one, I think.

It isn’t too early to crack a beer:

ETA: of course, there’s already a specific thread:

I hope a mod corrects that thread title, since TC didn’t quit.

Definitely Felix and Oscar:

Throw in the Green M&M and you have a Three’s Company reboot.

Tucker’s show is on, but he isn’t. Any idea how Fox explained it to their viewers? If you only get your news from Fox, is this just a random episode when Tucker is taking the night off?

“He must be tuckered out.”

I saw a segment from Fox. “He’s leaving and we will sure miss him”

“We have sold him for cosmetics testing purposes. We decided we like bunnies more than Tucker.”

“The New Fox News Channel…Now With 15% Fewer Lies!”

I’m wondering why you didn’t say “The New and improved Fox News Channel”. Not really; ISTM that Fox’s lies, along with a few other attributes of the far right, are exactly what transfinite numbers were invented for.

I want to see him team up with Infowar Jones and the felon D’Souza to form the CJD network.

I hadn’t considered the vast human cost of this move. Dozens of racist grannies had to go to bed tonight without their daily dose of Tucker!

The Harrison Ford movie no one is asking for!

Fox is Tuckered out?

Even without him, Fox News Channel is still a bunch of lying tucks.