This Just In: Musk to create fleets of MurderKillBots!

Over this past weekend, xAI took delivery of several truckloads of Cybertrucks. It’s unclear whether those counted toward that pathetic third-quarter showing or whether this is intended to shore up flagging numbers for the fourth quarter. Either way, perhaps some business genius will explain why Musk’s artificial intelligence needs Cybertrucks.

Come on, we all know what an AI company is going to do with a fleet of ugly-ass electric trucks. This is why Musk never seemed to care about his Tesla autopilot not being so good at avoiding accidents; running people over was always the long-term goal!

I have to wonder how long this shell game can last.