Dilbert always does. Not the strip this time, but the List of the Day.
Signs That You Spend Too Much Time On E-Mail
The first entry at the moment is:
When you…wait, I got an email.
Yeah, I know, I’m easily amused. But for anyone else who wants to check out the rest of the list, it’s at Dilbert’s List of the Day.
Kim,
I can’t stand to see a post with no replies so…
HA! I loved it!!! 
Zette
Good one!
What made me laugh today? Well, I work for a politician so there is never a lack of things to laugh at.
But I like this one…
A rich guy owns several very expensive horses. One day during a thunderstorm two of his horses are struck by lightning and killed. The owner decides to get them stuffed. The taxidermist says, “So, you want them mounted?” The owner says, “Nah, just standing side by side will be fine.”