This made me laugh!

Build your own tazer for £2.67! You might need to get up rather close to the ruffian that you’re despatching though…

(Perhaps this should be a Weird Earl?)

You’ll be a hit at your next party.

SSG Schwartz

I worked doing 1-hour photo developing for a bit, and would always play with these. Yes, it does hurt to get shocked by one. It even left scorch marks on my hand once. I’m sure it’s not as bad as a real taser, though.