I know this is true, because my mum sent me a PowerPoint presentation depicting it all.
Wow. I’m really excited. I wonder how the oceans will behave?
Oh, and it won’t happen again until 2287, so on August 27, make sure you look skyward.
Honest to God. She really is an intelligent lady. How do critically-thinking people even begin to entertain such a thought?
this is fake
You don’t say? :dubious:
Actually, your mom is 3 years late.
Did you even read the OP?
Yeah, I know it’s been around for a while. But mum? Mum! What are you thinking?
I love you PSXer. <3
It all looks fine to the naked eye. But it don’t really happen that way at all.
I can, however, see Uranus quite clearly tonight.
Are you sure you can see Uranus quite clearly tonight and it’s not just a big Moon?
There are people who think that this Mars thing happens every year. (When in reality, it never actually happened at all.)
[QUOTE=OP’s mum]
this is real
http://link.to.powerpoint.presentation
[/QUOTE]
…
Wait…why is my eye naked? I bought it the damn eyepatch and it damn well wear it!
I bought you that eyepatch, missie! You’ll damn well wear it! <whining> ‘But MOOOOMMMMMM! All the other girls eyepatches are purple!’ What other girls? There are two of you!
If what a friend of mine refers to as “the girls” are naked, then I’m all for it.
From the Snopes link: “This will cultivate on Aug. 27 when Mars comes within 34.65M miles off earth.”
Does that mean that it will affect the harvest?
Well, if enough farmers are surfing Facebook glurg all day instead of bringing in their cash crop, I suppose its possible.
Apparently not, which is strange because the smoke up his ass came for free.
Who cares how the oceans will behave. Will the gravitational pull of Mars make me ten pounds lighter without dieting?
Wait, it MUST be true that mars is going to be big, because this month has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays, a special calendar event that only occurs once every 823 years - this is called “money bags” and if you share this with all your friends now, you will receive money within 4 days!
Farmville has much to answer for 