This spammer deserves to be hung from his testicles and flogged

I keep getting one that says, “end spam forever”.

(but, if I did that, how would I ever get these great advertisements?)

Spammers have no testicles.

And thus, are unable to make any useful contribution to Society.

I got one today that tops them all. The subject line?
“Iraqi countryman shooted an Apache with a rifle when he saw US Navi officers fucking his mule”

I laughed out loud for a good five minutes.