I have to admit, I was kinda hoping this would be the last post.
Nay, turkey thread can never jump the shark. Never!
This turkey had a fever that could only be cured by more cowbell but there was no cowbell to be had, I blame Will Ferrell.
This Turduncan got her long scarf wrapped around the axel of her open car, causing a broken neck.
We will all dance barefoot in Isadora TurDuncan’s honor.
StG
♪ *“There must be…500 ways to kill your turkey.”*♫
(With apologies to Paul Simon.)
this turkey was shot in reno just to watch it die…
This turkey answered a distress call from LV-426. (Comes pre-butterflied, cook thoroughly on high heat.)
This turkey said “What” again, mother***ker!
That’s the third time so far. Must be a serial killer.
This turkey got a Red Ryder air rifle for Christmas and shot its eye out. The BB lodged in the brain and the poultry surgeons were not able to save the unfortunate bird.
This turkey failed to get a bigger boat whilst sailing around Amity island.
This turkey performed a triple axel.
This turkey’s bound for glory, this turkey
This turkey’s bound for glory, this turkey
This turkey’s bound for glory
I used a sharp knife so it wasn’t gory
This turkey’s bound for glory, this turkey
This turkey drew aces and eights while sitting with its back to the door.
This turkey didn’t come back from Dead Mans Curve.
This turkey dropped acid and thought it could fly.
I’m chuckling at the thought of poultry surgeons - you mean chefs? 
“Well? Do you feel clucky, punk?”
Death Note
I want turkey for Thanksgiving.*
This turkey died so that you can live.
- Next time remember not to use Death Note for grocery list.
This turkey built a coop on a burial ground and was killed by poultrygeists.
Yes, this turkey died for our (cou)sins.
This turkey participated in this thread.
This turkey met legba at the crossroads at midnight on a night with no moon. For thirteen years he was the greatest blues guitarist the world has ever known.
… there are Hellhounds on his Trail, no longer.