This turkey was played by Sean Bean
Domestic turkeys have been bred for large amounts of white breast meat, to the degree that not only they can/t fly, they can’t breed. All are artificially inseminated. Another reason I’m glad I’m not a turkey (tho I’ve been called one . . .).
This turkey was killed on the farm on orders of Napoleon.
This turkey was mistaken for an un-parrot.
This turkey had an earworm crawl into its ear and enter its brain. Fortunately it came out the other side. Unfortunately, it laid a lot of eggs in the brain.
This turkey squeezed a pimple on its nose and the pus went into its brain and killed it.
This turkey fell into a vat of eyedrops and dilated its entire body.
Damn! It WAS the CIA1
Can I ask for an explanation? I’ve seen a similar joke about SB, but I don’t know anything about movies. I didn’t even know he was an actor until I read a parody summery.
This turkey was killed by a vengeful Armenian, who unfortunately had misunderstood a few details.
This turkey seems to be immortal. Fun while it lasted!
This turkey was headed for the pilots’ cabin with a box cutter, and was brought down by three heroic passengers and a flight attendant.
On the following flight, the passengers dined on turkey tetrazzini.
This turkey, he caught the 3:10 to Yummy.
Many of Sean Bean’s characters die, a meme was born.
This turkey fought well and bravely, but was killed from behind by a coward’s blade. I shall see this turkey again in Valhalla.
This turkey took a ride on that long black train.
This turkey didn’t shoot Andy but they hung him anyway, don’t trust backwoods southern lawyers.
Thanks for this. I tried everything I coudl think of to twist this one into an answer, and just couldn’t come up with it. “Trusted his soul to a back-woods southern lawyer.” Of course! :smack:
High on cocaine.
This turkey was struck down and became more powerful than you could ever imagine.
Listen, and understand. This turkey is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
Bonerific!
I told this turkey to come with me if she wanted to live, she didn’t listen.