This was sooooo funny.

The United States Postal Service is seeking $5 billion in appropriations from the federal government to offset damages from anthrax attacks and safeguard its systems and personnel from future threats. Postal Service officials requested the check be either FedExed or hand delivered.*

OK, it’s 1:30. I’ll go to bed now.

Um, you DID understand that the part about FedExing the check is a joke, right?

Right?

Yeah, of course. That’s what was so funny about it.