This Week's Cancer Scare: Toothpaste!

Well, it might, if the moon’s are aligned just right, and Og accept’s your sacrifice of a choked chicken at midnight.

And no, the article doesn’t get much more specific than that. (Other than to blame chlorinated water.)

Well I’m sure it’s a fascinating article. But at this point my main concern is what does happen if you choke your chicken after midnight?
Well, somebody had to say it. Hey, look over there - a perfectly restored Tucker… :: D & R ::