Those Old Navy Xmas commercials...

Apparently you can watch them live or even join in with them. Should be able to tell if it’s lip-synched, hm?

Amen, that little spawn of evil is a talentless hack. He is a blatant eye candy plug if I ever saw one. Cannot even pretend to singing. It takes a great deal of effort not to throw something at the TV. Damn Old Navy. They could not even get a good evil toad for the position. No great Satan there. He is an imp nothing more, the kind they use to manually clear the sewer lines in hell.

Now, the young lass in the middle, I am drawn to those eyes. Find me a woman with those eyes over the drinking age and I too would be riveted to the screen.

OK I still am riveted to the screen, only because I want pretty eyes girl to strangle the brat in front of her. Honest!

Every time I see one of those commercials, I am so glad I don’t keep a gun by my TV.