What I hate most about those new Old Navy commercials

the songs don’t rhyme! Ahhh! It hurts my ears! It’s like they are purposfully not rhyming them to piss poeple off, and make them go,

“why?”
sigh

At least the girls in the commercials ar cute.

The thing I hate most is that there’s no Morgan Fairchild.

The thing I hate most is that there’re not enough of them.

heartily agrees

The vacuous looks on the brain dead singers?

I like how they’re a little off. It makes you look up.

That they’re trying to make legwarmers come back? shudders

Sorry to be the one to tell you this, but legwarmers were coming back before old navy got on that bandwagon.

Hm. I’m not sure “vacuous” even begins to cover it. They have the same soulless look in their eyes that I’ve seen in mannequins and serial killers. If that group showed up at my place, I would dive out my window to get the hell away.

No. No. No. No. NOO!! I can’t hear you. LALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!

I have to admit zebra gloves are pretty cute.

Brian

The fact that they exist.

They’re among the few commercials that make me frantically stab for the mute button.

They make me want to dig out my ear drums with a shrimp fork.