Those Voices in your Head: What do they say?

[QUOTE=Governor Quinn]
Mine talk about whatever they want to, whenever they want to, and without any sort of logical timing as to subject matter.
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Mine too, makes it hard to get anything done sometimes. I sometimes answer out loud, which is kind of embarassing in a crowd.

[QUOTE=fetus]
I know a psychiatrist who would like a word with every one of you. Some more than others.
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I should see a shrink for tinnitus? Wow, that’s a new one. It’s the one thing I haven’t tried.

My shoulders hurt. My fingers hurt. My hips hurt. My knees hurt. Is it too early for more aspirin? Why do I have arthritis? My shoulders hurt. My fingers hurt. My hips hurt. My knees hurt. Is it too early for more aspirin? Why do I have arthritis? My shoulders hurt. My fingers hurt. My hips hurt. My knees hurt. Is it too early for more aspirin? Why do I have arthritis? My shoulders hurt. My fingers hurt. My hips hurt. My knees hurt. Is it too early for more aspirin? Why do I have arthritis? My shoulders hurt. My fingers hurt. My hips hurt. My knees hurt. Is it too early for more aspirin? Why do I have arthritis? My shoulders hurt. My fingers hurt. My hips hurt. My knees hurt. Is it too early for more aspirin? Why do I have arthritis? My shoulders hurt. My fingers hurt. My hips hurt. My knees hurt. Is it too early for more aspirin? Why do I have arthritis? My shoulders hurt. My fingers hurt. My hips hurt. My knees hurt. Is it too early for more aspirin? Why do I have arthritis? My shoulders hurt. My fingers hurt. My hips hurt. My knees hurt. Is it too early for more aspirin? Why do I have arthritis? My shoulders hurt. My fingers hurt. My hips hurt. My knees hurt. Is it too early for more aspirin? Why do I have arthritis? My shoulders hurt. My fingers hurt. My hips hurt. My knees hurt. Is it too early for more aspirin? Why do I have arthritis? My shoulders hurt. My fingers hurt. My hips hurt. My knees hurt. Is it too early for more aspirin? Why do I have arthritis? My shoulders hurt. My fingers hurt. My hips hurt. My knees hurt. Is it too early for more aspirin? Why do I have arthritis?

[QUOTE=AskNott]
I should see a shrink for tinnitus? Wow, that’s a new one. It’s the one thing I haven’t tried.
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Of course - it’s all in your head, you know.
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[QUOTE=Winston Smith]
Dude, the voice in your head is a psychiatrist?!? Whoa. That’s messed up.
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No, the voice in his head knows a psychiatrist. How they met, I have no idea.

While I’m performing, the voice in my head typically says:
“Fuck it up. Now. Screw up your next line.”