Those Voices in your Head: What do they say?

[VenusProbe]

@Governor Quinn

Mine talk about whatever they want to, whenever they want to, and without any sort of logical timing as to subject matter.

Mine too, makes it hard to get anything done sometimes. I sometimes answer out loud, which is kind of embarassing in a crowd.

[AskNott]

@fetus

I know a psychiatrist who would like a word with every one of you. Some more than others.

I should see a shrink for tinnitus? Wow, that’s a new one. It’s the one thing I haven’t tried.

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[YaWanna]

@AskNott

I should see a shrink for tinnitus? Wow, that’s a new one. It’s the one thing I haven’t tried.

Of course - it’s all in your head, you know.

[Sublight]

@Winston Smith

Dude, the voice in your head is a psychiatrist?!? Whoa. That’s messed up.

No, the voice in his head knows a psychiatrist. How they met, I have no idea.

While I’m performing, the voice in my head typically says:
“Fuck it up. Now. Screw up your next line.”