“The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.” (George Carlin)
“Remember this: the past draws blood.” --Jim Carroll
“The way to be a bore is to say everything.” --Voltaire
“Every day I write the book.” - Elvis Costello
Aahhh. I love that one.
The old ones are the best ones…
Tomorrow’s just your future yesterday.
~ Craig Ferguson theme song
“Normal” is boring, and anyway, it’s only a myth.
-Me
The universe, they said, depended for its operation on the balance of four forces which they identified as charm, persuasion, uncertainty and bloody-mindedness.
–Terry Pratchett
And there never was an apple, in Adam’s opinion, that wasn’t worth the trouble you got into for eating it.
–Neil Gaiman
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
–Douglas Adams
Tomorrow, this today will be a yesterday that’s gone forever
lyrics from a favorite Sweet Adelines song “How We Sang Today”
At the end of the universe, all that will be left is Keith Richards, 40 million cockroaches, and some maraschino cherries my sister buried in the backyard in 1968
me
Always remember that no matter where you go, there you are.
Consider the daffodil. And while you’re doing that, I’ll be over here, looking through your stuff.
–Jack Handy (Deep Thoughts)