So, in the future, it’s okay to hijack a thread if I tell everyone what the color of the sky is in my mom’s basement first?
(Speaking hypothetically, of course. To the best of my knowledge, Mom ain’t got a basement)
Ohmygawdohmygawdohmygawd!!!
rushes up to the stage
This is, like… a dream come true! There are so many people I’d like to thank, like, who made this award possible.
First, I have to thank the Tyrant, himself. Like, you know, for not banning me…
Next, there’s Steve, and Joe, and Fred, and Amy, and Maryanne, and Gilligan, and Skipper, and that guy sitting in the back who saved my seat when I had to run to the bathroom, and Toucan Sam for getting me hooked on breakfast when I was younger, and Lindsay Lohan for that boob flash when you were out partying – you really inspired me, and… how much more time do I have? 5 seconds? Thank you all!
leaves the stage giddily, award in hand
And previous to my “subliterate” crack above, when have I ever criticized your spelling or grammar?
Yeah, you certainly talk about them a whole hell of a lot. Following them? Not so much, if your behavior on this board is any sort of an indication.
Yum yum moo moo
On that note, I demand an answer to this question:
Whenever the sky is blue, why don’t the mods do anything about it?
And don’t go telling me that it’s not prohibited in the well-documented board rules for the sky to be blue. You’re not a mod, so whether or not the sky is allowed to be blue around here is clearly not your decision. I demand an answer from Giraffe.
(I also demand that I may or may not be Monstre!)
…and immediately, as Omegaman was still speaking, a rooster crowed. And Miller turned and look at Omegaman. And Omegaman remembered the word of Miller.
No, when you put it like that, it certainly doesn’t.
And the Asian elephant IS smaller than the African variety, I do admit.
They sit on a seed and wait for it to grow.
You know there are 3 species of elephant?
Thanks. That’s good to know. All in all, though, Africans still have bigger trunks than Asians. 
Aren’t you just a veritible cornucopia of knowledge on elephants . You can learn more than when to shut up in the pit .
This dude is a moderator now? :eek:
Also, when the OP types does anyone else get the same sort of “voice” in their head as they do when reading Nigerian Princess emails?
"I talk alot about my deeds in following Jesus , in sacrificing of oneself for others . Please supply a photocopy certified of your passport , and fax your bank number to my Lawyer mr . Jim snooze of London . For youre helpful sir I will give you 50% of my husbands vast fortunes . God Bless "
There comes a point when the lameness of Pit insults just aren’t fun to laugh at anymore. 
I would hate to misunderstand a man such as yourself, are you requesting I refrain from further comment in this thread?
That, in fact, is not a picture of Giraffe. It’s of tomndebb.
Do Jackboots even come in that size?
I bet Deb is disappointed.
No. Omegaman is responsible for his own posts only. He is not responsible for the mockery and taunting. Yes, posters did decide to pick on him. Maybe they felt justified. Maybe they did it for sport. Either way, I’m sure they felt safe in turning loose without fear of being reigned in.
Here’s to days when the playing field is level again.
Or rained on, even.