First, we must acknowledge the Master.
Praise Terry from whom all novels flow
Praise him from our round abode
Praise him above this slovenly post
Praise Terry, DEATH and Lieutenant Blouse.
A’Taqurdata: God of science experiments.
Panorama: The Goddess of IMAX nature films.
Cthuru: God of people who answer their cell phones during a real conversation
Palindrome: God of workplace friends.
Fatuous: the god of loney threads.
Garciaparus: God of athletes getting their second wind
Hiltona: Goddess of People Who Are Famous For No Reason
I love the Oh! God of Hangovers …
This thread is an abomination unto Nuggin.
And so’s garlic.
And chocolate.
And the color Blue.
I hear Nuggin recently decreed that worshipping Nuggin is an abomination unto Nuggin. The poor bastard orthodoxed himself to death.
Nega, the God of Atheism and the only known Inverted Solipsist; he believes in everything and everyone but himself.
Meh : God of Indifference. I’d tell you more, if I cared.
Drohn : God of boring conversations.
Shri-eck : Goddess of PMS.
I still like the IPU and the FSM.
IPU: Her benevolence the Invisible Pink Unicorn was the first standard bearer for those opposed to ID.
The FSM, has a fearsome image as one would expect from the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
I have a healthy respect for Murphy the minor God of mischief. He who makes anything that can go wrong, well, go wrong.
I have the utmost respect for Fred. Fred is a fairly powerful God, but he restricts himself to very small manipulation of time and space. Fred most commonly takes the shape of a small Green Apple with 17 eyes. No one knows why.
Jim