Threads you know will be moved to the pit THEN locked

Inspired by wolf meister’s thread

Some threads, instead of merely being quickly locked are destined to be moved to the pit and then, after becoming even more of a trainwreck, locked.

A few examples:

** Wow, have you ever seen an uglier baby? (pictures links included)** MPSIMS

** Of course liberals don’t want tax cuts…how would their welfare get paid?** GD

** 10 Reasons why I think George W Bush sexually abused his twin daughters when they were young ** IMHO

** My God could Smite your God (and he’s damn well going to smite all the Atheists)** GD

**A lot of hospitals have very little security… Which hospital would members of the [insert party] national convention be taken to if they fall ill? ** GQ

** I ran over the neighbor’s dog. Do any Asian Dopers have recipes they could recommend? ** Cafe Society
What other topics do you picture this happening to?

No one can think of other such threads topics? How disapointing. :frowning:

Banhatten, why are you stalking me? -GQ

I’m leaving! Youse bunch of meanies. -MPSIMS

If you don’t agree with me you can suck my dick! -GD

Michael Jackson is a very good father -CAFE

I HATE your SUV! -IMHO