It’s Thiiiisssss big!
::holding arms wide apart::
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It’s Thiiiisssss big!
That must be the answer. Kudos TMR! Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
Steve, you rock.
Ding Ding Ding!
Trout Mask Replica barley beat Stevie Rave On for the prize.
Congratulations!
Sorry for the double post.
How about this? The man calls home after his fishing trip, another man answers his phone, he drops the big fish and punches the glass out of the phone booth slicing his wrist in the process. The fish is so big that the door which folds inward can’t be openned.
Jim
Wheeeee! 
You know, I thought about the “sticking the arms through the glass theory while showing how big the fish is”, but that’s an even dumber answer than my sabertoothed tiger “guess”. No one is going to be that klutzy. Besides, that glass was pretty strong.
Well, that’s a nice way to kill 66 minutes and pad my post count at the same time. Damn, I should have thought of that.
<<sigh>> I’m just starting to get the hang of this by reading the posts… doesn’t anybody have another one?
Not true, it happened to a friend of a friend of mine.
I used to think like that until I found this site.
TMR
LETS RIDE THIS SAUCER FULL OF SupErlovE INTO OUR FORTOLD UTOPIAN MILLENIUM…
Off to my meeting now guys and gals. Smell you later! (That’s a fishy joke for you.)
I have one if anyone still wants to play (and someone else hasn’t posted one in the interim).
Here goes…
The music stopped and the crowd watched as the blindfolded man fell to his death. The man was murdered. How did it happen?
“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank
I have one. I may post it on another thread a bit later and give the night owls a shot at playing.
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Hey, I like that hat, man. They sell men’s clothes where you got that?
The man was a tightrope walker. The music was timed so that when it ended, he knew he was okay to step off the rope and onto the platform. The person who controlled the music murdered him by ending it early.
“His eyes are as green as a fresh-pickled toad,
His hair is as dark as a blackboard,
I wish he was mine, he’s really divine,
The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.”
Rilchiam, I believe you got it!
Shayna, you must have posted yours right before the MPSIMS “blackout.”
Thank you, Arnold, but the truth is I’d heard it before. 
Can you do me a favor, Arnold? I have a great TMM that I want to post, but my schedule doesn’t permit maintaining it. I’m going to e-mail it to you; can you post it on my behalf? Apologies if this is presumptuous.
“His eyes are as green as a fresh-pickled toad,
His hair is as dark as a blackboard,
I wish he was mine, he’s really divine,
The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.”
Rilchiam, with pleasure, I’ll do it tomorrow if time permits.
In the mean-time, I’ll post one:
A man is found dead in a tent. He’s hung himself. There are small wooden disks under his cot. His brother is arrested for the death. What happened?