Hm… VunderBob was just this week involved in putting off a fire in a pig farm, but if it was in Serbia there is something he’s been hiding from us?
Could we be witnessing the first days in the plague that will one day be known as Self-Inflaming Pork Disease?
Is Serbia witnessing a surge of roaming packs of pig thugs that break in homes and trash 'em? :eek:
Procrastination is a dangerous indulgence for an arsonist.
Anyhow, isn’t it likely that the three little pigs were simply demonstrating another advantage of brick construction over straw or wood?
Also, sorry, but … mmmmm, cracklin’ good.
“The pigs perished.”
Serves 'em right.
The porcine revolution has begin. It looks as if the dolphins are going to have a bloody fight for world domination on their hands.
**Three Pigs Start Fire; Wolf Unavailable for Comment **
“Well then I’ll Roast you and I’ll Broast you until you Sizzle like Bacon…!”
wolf ignites muzzle of flame-thrower
I’ll have the chinney-chin-chin, lettuce and tomato sandwich special, please.
All along, I’ve been expecting Cows With Guns…
Real-life tie-in: you know what smells worse than incinerated pig? Incinerated pig manure… Yuuuu-uuuuck
there were no witnesses!
it’s the pig’s farm. why would they break their own tv? as it’s still debatable if animals commit suicide, i say we bring in the wolf for questioning.
So how does this tie into the adage “Some animals are more equal than others”?
In Soviet Russia, Pigs bar-b-que you!