Three Weeks in Florida and I'm Still Not Tan!!!

[SuaSponte]

Fucking work.

[Eve]

You will bless that work when you are in your 40s and 50s and have no wrinkles, sun spots or skin cancer because you didn’t get that tan. Use sunscreen! Always! 12 months a year, every day!

—This has been a public service announcement . . .

[Cartooniverse]

SOME people think pale is sexy.

Cartooniverse

[Biggirl]

Sua is a pasty, fishbellied white boy. Nanny, nanny boo boo.

[magdalene]

Play that funky music, white boy.

[BunnyGirl]

Lansing, MI (48910)
National Weather Service Local Forecast
Issued at 4:04 AM EST - Friday, February 2, 2001
Today: Mostly cloudy with snow showers likely. An inch or less of
snow accumulation. Cold with a high 15 to 20. West wind 10 to 20
mph. Chance of snow 60 percent.

             Tonight: Becoming partly cloudy scattered flurries early with a
             low 5 to 10 above. Southwest wind 5 to 10 mph.

             Saturday: Mostly cloudy with light snow likely. Breezy with a high
             near 20. Chance of snow 70 percent.

             Saturday night: Mostly cloudy with scattered snow showers.
             temperatures steady...Near 20. Chance of snow 40 percent. 

Ooh, poor baby. Yeah, I sure am cryin’ for ya! 2 more months of the above for me.

[Eohippus]

If you want to tan, you’ve got to make time for it outside of your work schedule. Maybe if you get up really early, before the sun comes u…

Uh, never mind.

[OpalCat]

Cool! Tans are gross and creepy. Why would you want to look like toast?

[Stella_Fantasia]

Eeeww, tans. They turn your skin into shoeleather & tumors!!

Chicks dig scrawny pale guys. Trust me.

[LouisB]

I live in Florida. I got tan. Really tan. I got skin cancers. Many skin cancers. I got surgery. Many surgeries. More than twenty surgeries. I got scars. Many scars. I got radiation treatments on my right ear. I got hair loss from radiation treatments. I got smart. (okay, it took a while) I wear long sleeve shirts, long pants and a hat when I go outside. I buy sunscreen in jobber lots. I WILL have more skin cancers and more surgeries. Don’t fucking tan yourself cause it ain’t fucking worth it.

[Eohippus]

*Originally posted by LouisB *
Timor mortis conturbat me

And now I understand why!

[Rysdad]

Copied from AOL weather for Minneapolis, MN for Friday, Feb 2nd:

Variably cloudy with a few snow showers. High 8. Winds SE 5 to 10 mph. 30% chance of precipitation. No significant accumulation.
Friday Night: Mostly cloudy. Low 5. Light S to SE winds.
Saturday Daytime: Mostly cloudy with a few snow showers. High 31. Winds SW 15 to 20 mph. 40% chance of precipitation. No significant accumulation.
Saturday Night: Mostly cloudy with scattered snow showers and flurries. Wind chills of -10 to -15. Low 18. Winds W 10 to 15 mph. 30% chance of precipitation. No significant accumulation.

Speak to me not of warm, sunny weather.

[Nacho4Sara]

Want me to come down there and slather you with some oil, baby?
Count me in as another anti-tanner. I wear moisturizor with sunscreen every day. I use Neutrogena self-tanner when I’m showing my legs. It’s just not worth it, and I don’t think orange people look that nice anyway.

But the offer still stands for the oil, sweetcheeks.

[Cartooniverse]

*Originally posted by Nacho4Sara *
** It’s just not worth it, and I don’t think orange people look that nice anyway. **

Oh behalf of NACOOL ( North American Cadre Of Ommpah-Loompahs), I stand short yet firm in my denouncement of the narrowminded previous statement !! Remember our motto !! " We Orange fuckers, we wanna be treated just like everyone else". :eek:

Cartooniverse

The Preceeding announcement was paid for by the HyperMelatonics Of America. We're Orange As We Wanna Be. :D

[SuaSponte]

Understand about skin cancer, but I’m quite sure the lung cancer and cirrhosis of the liver will get me first anyway.

Sara, right back atcha. 'Though I suggest Crisco :eek:

Work update - Might get 2 daylight hours off tomorrow. Of course, it’s going to be cloudy tomorrow. Sigh

Sua