Tihs is ralely aewosme!!!!!

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

I understood that completely. I also drink pretty heavily.

Pssst…

Wojw! Wjaht ijf I djo tjhe smaje tijhng oljny ajdd a “j” itnjo thje mdjilde ojf ecjah wjrod? Cajn yjou slitjl rajed ijt?

Surely you mean Tsssp… ?

I’ll get me coat…

So is ‘tihs.’

The duplication wouldn’t get me that much except that everybody has to c+p that same damn paragraph. Even that wouldn’t get on my nerves so much except for the stupid misspelling in the first sentence that I notice anew each and every time.

On preview Jimmy got here first but oh well.

Well, that and the fact that it ISN’T TRUE.