Papillon?
L.A. Story
RA1: “I read where you were shot 5 times in the tabloids.”
Bzzzt.
George of the Jungle?
B1 : “On my planet we keep our promises. That’s why we’re better than you.”
Yes. I guess it’s not very obscure, but the more I try to think of lines from movies, the less I remember.
I didn’t see this one answered when I skimmed the posts, so I’ll hazard So I Married An Axe Murderer as a guess.
The Thin Man!
Firefox? It rings a faint bell. I know I’ve heard that in a movie recently.
Give that man a cigar! Now SMOKE EET!!! Spoken by the actor that was Dim in Clockwork Orange. (It was on recently??!!)
Ok, let me try.
GG1: You know, for kids! [sub](Easy, I’m sure)[/sub]
GG2: Doggone it, C.K. Dexter Haven, either I’m gonna sock you or you’re gonna sock me. [sub](I couldn’t resist.)[/sub]
GG3: Never stray from the path, never eat a windfallen apple and never trust a man who’s eyebrows meet.
(I’m guilty of paraphrasing that last one, my copy is in storage!)
Ed Wood
These three all have something in common . . .
FM1: How would Christ benefit from me putting my tongue in someone’s mouth?
FM2: Well no kidding he’s dead. His brains are lying in the snow.
FM3: Dude, I know you’re feeling jealous right now. Don’t blame me because I have a sweet ass! I can’t help it!
Indeed.
The Hudsucker Proxy
RW1 “Your asking the wrong guy, from where I am it looks like the size of Candlestick Park.”
The Philadelphia Story
Correct. I’m surprised you didn’t give the response.
“I read where you were shot 5 times in the tabloids.”
“It’s not true. He didn’t come anywhere near my tabloids.”
RA2: “You know what he’ll do when he comes back? Beat my teeth out, then kick me in the stomach for mumbling.”
BZZZZZT!
Can’t believe I’m the first… that’s Airplane II : The Sequel.
Yes it is, I’d stake my life on it, seriously…
hrh
Maybe I’m a dumbass - Google seems to disagree, but damn… I’m frickin’ certain… I think…
hrh
LM 5: “Mother fucker! Food Eater!” is from “River’s Edge”.
Wow, thanks. Now I have Keanu Reeves interacting with Christian Glover in my head for the rest of the night.
2T1: “Diamonds?”
Hint: I was going to use the line about “rivers of flaming dragon piss” but I can’t remember the whole thing.
2t2: “Where’s your doggy? Where’s your underwear?”
Orgazmo
B 1 is paraphrased from Flash Gordon, yeah?
(Princess Aura has a line in the middle about Ming never keeping his word, I think.)
RW 1 is Innerspace.
[sub]Damn, I haven’t seen that one in a long while, now.[/sub]
hrhomer: The glue bit was from the first one… the next time we see him after the line, he’s hanging from the ceiling with a bottle of Elmer’s Glue in his hand, IIRC.
SKEE 1: “We did it, we did it, we faced temptation and did not bend, goddamn praise the lord!”
SKEE 2: “Nobody move! I gotta go to the can again, and I don’t wanna miss nothin’.”
SKEE 3: “Fuck the bonus.”
SKEE 4: “I like him! He’s the color of money!”
Peter Falk, Murder by Death.
Murder By Death, great movie.
RA3: “Hi, Diana Christensen. A racist lackey of the imperialist ruling circles.”
RA3: “Hi, Diana Christensen. A racist lackey of the imperialist ruling circles.”
Network
DZ1 : “He was always a rather stupidly optimistic man, I’m afraid it came as a great shock to him when he died.”