Great job, Jack Batty!
Lessee here…
Jack Batty got Meatballs, but not #5.
That is, however, just where the scene in question takes place (but, y’know, in a different movie.)
Priceguy: It is impossible not to love it. I only wish the folks responsible had been able to afford/talk them into it, and get Ward and Bacon back for both of the sequels. They were just too much fun to watch together onscreen.
Still pending, we got:
SKEE 4: I like him! He’s the color of money!
SKEE 5: Do you guys have sour balls? Yeah? Bet you don’t get many blow jobs.
[sub]This one’s mildly obscure because it’s not in every version of the flick.[/sub]
SKEE 6: How’s about you and you girlfriend race me over there?
SKEE 8: I could do this all day long… I’m talkin’ all day long.
AST2 was from Tombstone, wasn’t it? Kurt Russell’s line, I think. (Though it does sound like an Eastwood quote.)
JB4 was… Hell. I know I know this one… I’m gonna kick myself when I hear the answer, aren’t I?
[sub]Said after a fight or a brawl… Where have I heard this?[/sub]
Kurt Russell, Tombstone.
Steve Martin, The Man With Two Brains.
DD1: “Yeah, corn dog!”
Night Shift - One of my favorites.
ED2: “This record comes equipped with Big Jim Slade.”
Kentucky Fried Movie
ED4: “Do you take me for a fool? Do you think I don’t know you’ve come here to steal the plans to my new interstellar hydro-combustion miracle-patented micro-teflon nuclear gamma strato rocketship-grade missile, which was twenty years in the making and employs a new updraft design which lifts the ship on small spirals of synthetic strontium pellets? Do you think I don’t know that? Well, I’ve never even heard of it. So you’re barking up the wrong tree.”
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai across the 8th Dimension?
Easy One:
MM2: “Ladies and Gentlemen, Rupert Pupkin!”
Harder (maybe not):
MM3: “Buy some shit, sir?”
The King of Comedy–one of my favorites.
MM3 That’s not Yellowbeard, is it?
I’m especially impressed by the way you managed to get this one wrong even though I’ve already posted the answer…
D’oh! :smack:
Sorry.
SNIP MM3 That’s not Yellowbeard, is it? SNIP
It is! Good get.
Misquoted, actually. It’s “Can I have three farthings for a lump of shit?”
Ok, not Clerks, so I’ll go with Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back … ??
Oh, and I forgot to give astorian credit for snagging the Up In Smoke quote.
My hangers …
JB4: “Boy, that guy sure had sharp teeth.”
JB5: “The laws of gravity no longer apply, right?”
A couple more, just for the heck of it …
JB6: “You don’t put on a condom unless you’re gonna fuck!”
JB7: “Opinions vary.”
Night of the Demons.
Crimson Tide.
Oh, here are a couple…
VA1: Maybe this will ring a bell… WOOF!
VA2: You’re an actor! Act, mother fucker!
SKEE 5: Night of the Demons
And vandal gets the cee-gar.
[trivial aside]
Exactly one change was made from the original (and video) release of that flick, to the cable TV version. That line was cut. Linnea Quigley’s boobies? Still there. Possessed Linnea drawing on said boobies with a lipstick, then pushing it into her breast, through the nipple, right up to the first knuckle on her finger? Still there. All the blood ‘n’ guts ‘n’ gory fun stuff? Still there. But the words “blow job” bothered someone. I can’t figure this shit out.
[/trivial aside]
I’ll take a WAG that VA1 was the Chevy Chase flick, Oh, Heavenly Dog.
VA1- The War of the Roses